[Highly inspired by Diptakirti & Parth's 55 word stories]
The retired colonel was missing the action the army provided. So he decided to share moments of his past life with the Indian TV audience of the 80s. During auditions, a plain, short guy with a beak-nose appeared.
“What do you want to do?” asked the colonel.
“Become a superstar”, replied Taj Mohammad Khan’s son.